thanks to groupon I got a free bottle of garcinia cambogia
Remember when Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy?
- Microsoft: Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Usher!
- Sony: Here's some games I guess? Also please buy our Move... Please... Someone buy the Move...
- Ubisoft: We got zombies and hopefully you got hype about that one game?
- Nintendo: GAMES.
- Nintendo: GAAAAAAMES.
- Nintendo: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES
- (Reggie's mouth opens far wider than a human's should and he begins shooting Wii Us out of his gaping maw. Members of the audience scramble to gather them up. He tears open his shirt, revealing a cannon embedded into his chest that fires game after game after game.)